Idiot Files' Standards

It seems the whole world has heard about the horrendous killing of Tim McLean on a Greyhound bus last week. Included among those who heard the news are the ones who reacted with sympathy for the bereaved family, and those who reacted the way that PETA members and Westboro Church members did. It has been suggested to me that the two groups made prime candidates for the Idiot Alert Files, but I beg to differ. Even a group such as the Idiots have to draw the line somewhere, you know. Though their ranks have made room for many an imbecile, the simpletons of PETA and the hatemongers of Westboro will find no more welcome there than they did in Winnipeg where ordinary citizens lined the street outside the church where the funeral was held. Their numbers included many who had never even met the deceased, but were there nonetheless to help ensure that the family's farewell to its loved one was not marred by the presence of the insanity represented by westboro. At the Canadian border, several westboro nitwits were denied entry after Canada's Public Safety Minister Stockwell Day issued an alert against them. Winnipeg's constabulary were posted at the doors and roof of the church while seven police cruisers and a van kept watch against the possibility of these brain-dead dolts disturbing the funeral. The church of assholes, also known as the westboro baptist, had declared that the killing was "a gift from God" to punish Canada for its official acceptance of homosexuality and abortion. The "church" founder said that Canada is a "nation of rebels ... who will be punished" and that they would be here to declare their warped views during the family's farewell to McLean. Fucking moron.
The pathetic PETA dummies had actually tried to take out newspaper ads comparing what happened to McLean to the experience of animals in slaughterhouses. Give us all a break, you mental midgets. There is many a vegetarian out there but you would never find the ones with functioning brains claiming that the bereavement of McLean's family represents any kind of an opportunity to attempt shoving their views down others' throats.
No, the members of the Idiot Alert Files have drawn the line at admitting these pieces of scum to their ranks. After all, even idiots have standards.