Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Idiot Alert Members Circle the Wagons

There are times when you just have to set standards and stick to them. Last week provided one of those times for the members of the Idiot Alert Files. Like honour being maintained among thieves, limits to idiocy must be set or else brain-dead will become the norm.
A Saudi judge last week passed a sentence that clearly demonstrated he is several cards short of a full deck. This guy's elevator screeches to a halt one floor short of the top. His mental faculties are clearly one brick shy of a full load. Somebody help me stop! It's hard not to feel total contempt for this moron; hard not to let this entry descend into a morass of four-letter words, but I shall do my best.
Seems this idiot felt obliged to sentence a 75-year-old widow, Khamisa Mohammed Sawadi, to four months in jail, AND forty lashes for her flagrant moral turpitude. Let's be clear about the term, first. Moral turpitude means conduct that is considered contrary to community standards of justice, honesty, and good morals. OK, now are you ready to hear the horrendous details of this woman's sin? She invited two young men into her house; one of them being the nephew of her departed spouse. The two men had gone to buy some bread for her, and were bringing it by her home.
Can you imagine? Can you just imagine? This fucking idiot actually had an old lady subjected to a lashing for inviting her nephew into her home. You can bet, in a society that sanctions such idiocy, they'll be sure to have someone really enthusiastic about laying on the lash to do the job, even if he is slicing up the back of an elderly woman.
Now you can see why the members of the Idiot Alert Files have closed their ranks and circled the wagons to prevent the admission of this imbecilic Saudi halfwit into their number.

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