Idiot Alert Files Updated

I'd like to extend membership to a group, again. This time the membership honours go out collectively to the cretins who litter. This network of ninnies was brought to my attention today when I walked across the street to the food store to pick up an item or two at a store in a little mall that includes a Tim Horton's. As I made my way back home, I found myself passing the area where people stand every day, waiting for the bus to stop. Unfortunately, the ground was littered with Tim Horton's cups, paper bags, and plastic water bottles. The mindless morons who dropped them there are only a small part of the brotherhood of environment destroyers, I know, but I would love to be able to set up a small surprise for each one and every one of these effen idiots. It would be so incredibly wonderful to be a fly on their kitchen wall for just a moment tomorrow morning, if only I could be there to see their face when magic happened. The magic I have in mind would be the sudden appearance of the lousy litter they dropped the night before, right smack in the midst of their bowl of breakfast cereal. It would be like icing on a cake, of course, if some dog had pissed on the litter while it lay where they had dropped it. You know, just an added touch of flavour to titillate their taste buds!
The fact that these muttonheads thoughtlessly drop such items when they're through with them bespeaks a mindset of meagre mentality. Out of sight, out of mind, for these imbeciles. They don't likely give it much of a thought, but if they do, I suppose they assume since they don't see the garbage anymore, it somehow just disappears. They obviously haven't read much - if at all - about the disappearance of natural resources on the planet they treat as their own personal garbage dump. They allow themselves to dwell in blissful unawareness, for instance, of the calculations done by the Global Footprint Network. The Network has calculated nature's supply in the form of biocapacity, the amount of resources the planet regenerates each year, and compared that to human demand, the amount it takes to produce all the living resources consumed, and to absorb carbon dioxide emissions. The Network's data shows that, as of August 21, humankind will have demanded all the ecological services - from filtering CO2 to producing the raw materials for food - that nature can provide this year. That means that from this past Saturday until the end of this year, humankind will meet the rest of its annual ecological demand by depleting the existing stock of natural resources. That's pretty heavy-duty news for anyone with the intellect to understand and be frightened by it. There's the rub, however, when we're talking about the kind of mental midget who marks their passing with a trail of garbage. They lack intellect. They are quite likely incapable of the thought needed to process the info published by the Global Footprint Network; quite likely unable to comprehend the concept of depleting.
Idiots, indeed.